I don't pretend to know why Tina does the things that she does. I'm just here to document it.
A few months back my good friend, Truly, wrote on her blog that she was having visions of Tina Turner terrorizing vintage illustrated Chinese villagers. I thought that was the funniest thing and laughed out loud. In fact, months later, I'm still laughing out loud whenever I think of it and things have started getting uncomfortable in public places. So this had to be done, cause it's too funny not to be done.